I’ve had a perfectly wonderful evening. But this wasn’t it.
Outside of a dog, a book is man’s best friend. Inside of a dog it’s too dark to read.
She got her looks from her father. He’s a plastic surgeon.
Time flies like an arrow. Fruit flies like a banana.
I don’t have a photograph, but you can have my footprints. They’re upstairs in my socks.
One morning I shot an elephant in my pajamas. How he got in my pajamas I don’t know.
I sent the club a wire stating, “PLEASE ACCEPT MY RESIGNATION. I DON’T WANT TO BELONG TO ANY CLUB THAT WILL ACCEPT PEOPLE LIKE ME AS A MEMBER”.