≠Art of Fresh≠

Groucho Marx

Posted in News by Dy Allo on December 23, 2009

  • I’ve had a perfectly wonderful evening. But this wasn’t it.

  • Outside of a dog, a book is man’s best friend. Inside of a dog it’s too dark to read.

  • She got her looks from her father. He’s a plastic surgeon.

  • Time flies like an arrow. Fruit flies like a banana.

  • I don’t have a photograph, but you can have my footprints. They’re upstairs in my socks.

  • One morning I shot an elephant in my pajamas. How he got in my pajamas I don’t know.

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      I sent the club a wire stating, “PLEASE ACCEPT MY RESIGNATION. I DON’T WANT TO BELONG TO ANY CLUB THAT WILL ACCEPT PEOPLE LIKE ME AS A MEMBER”.

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